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Your Horoscopes – Week Of July 12, 2021
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Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♋ Cancer | June 21 to July 22 Your legs will hurt this week after you take the biggest crap...
Your Horoscopes – Week Of March 11, 2019
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Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♓ Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20 A fart in the bath will take you by surprise this week....
Your Horoscopes – Week Of March 4, 2019
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Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♓ Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20 Finances will take a hit this week after you have no problem...
Your Horoscope – Week Of February 18, 2019
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18 February 2019
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Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♒ Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18 You will get lost while driving. • Tell that person you love them....
Your Horoscope – Week Of January 14, 2019
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Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♑ Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19 Your mother will try to call you 30 times but you won't...
Your Horoscope – Week Of January 6, 2019
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Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♑ Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19 Yep, it's contagious. • Your tyres were just slashed. • All is...
Your Horoscope – Week Of December 17, 2018
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Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♐ Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21 You will get lost while driving. • Quit your job. Who needs...
Your Horoscope – Week Of December 10, 2018
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Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♐ Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21 Your coworkers are planning your birthday party. But they have the wrong...
Your Horoscope – Week Of December 3, 2018
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Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♐ Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21 You will receive a phone call tonight. Wait for six rings before...
Your Horoscope – Week Of November 26, 2018
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26 November 2018
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Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♐ Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21 A drinking problem would make you more interesting. • You're no athlete. Stop kidding...
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